Men are good for only one thing in my
book. Well, maybe two: fixing a flat tire, and handing over large sums
of cash. I'm a high maintenance hottie with an appetite for the finer
things in life. Why should I work my lovely fingers to the bone in order
to finance my lifestyle when I can simply send you out to earn what I need.
Don't make enough to support me?
No problem. Simply get a second job, or a third. You want me to be
happy don't you? You're willing to work yourself into an early grave in
order to earn my respect and affection...right? That's what a real man
would do. Keep me in fine jewelry, expensive perfume, designer clothes
and shoes, and I will treat you like a king. Refuse me, and you'll incur
the wrath of a redhead...not a pretty picture.
Money can buy happiness for us both, so
pony up the cash and lets buy paradise together.
